I am Nick Franz, a student at the University of Illinois. Currently, I am an English Education major; this, however, is ultimately probably not going to be what I do, seeing as I have little patience, a low tolerance for anyone not myself, absolutely no regard for the well-being of society as we know it, and a complete lack of social responsibility. As such, I will take the time out of my busy schedule of not giving a damn about the students I am supposed to be helping to provide you with links I find interesting and/or useful, inasmuch as they provide schadenfreude, or show you how pointless life really is. Quite possibly, you’ll realize that I’ve provided links that are both. Adore me for it.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
In the Beginning, I Said "Let There Be Blog," and It Was Good...
If you’re wasting enough company/class time to actually look at this shameless self-gratification of bloggery, then you’re probably the poor, socially maladjusted type who would like to know all about me. Luckily, I’m just the type of egocentric, delusional blog-writer who is more than happy to share my life, interests, and stories, thus establishing the perfect give-and-take relationship between us (that is, you unwashed insipid masses give me constant and loyal adulation, while I take the time to subject you to my narcissistic self-interested posts).
I am Nick Franz, a student at the University of Illinois. Currently, I am an English Education major; this, however, is ultimately probably not going to be what I do, seeing as I have little patience, a low tolerance for anyone not myself, absolutely no regard for the well-being of society as we know it, and a complete lack of social responsibility. As such, I will take the time out of my busy schedule of not giving a damn about the students I am supposed to be helping to provide you with links I find interesting and/or useful, inasmuch as they provide schadenfreude, or show you how pointless life really is. Quite possibly, you’ll realize that I’ve provided links that are both. Adore me for it.
I am Nick Franz, a student at the University of Illinois. Currently, I am an English Education major; this, however, is ultimately probably not going to be what I do, seeing as I have little patience, a low tolerance for anyone not myself, absolutely no regard for the well-being of society as we know it, and a complete lack of social responsibility. As such, I will take the time out of my busy schedule of not giving a damn about the students I am supposed to be helping to provide you with links I find interesting and/or useful, inasmuch as they provide schadenfreude, or show you how pointless life really is. Quite possibly, you’ll realize that I’ve provided links that are both. Adore me for it.
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